Fish Names
In 2001, during our annual holiday party, Lisa S begun to refer to herself as Tuna-Commander. Triggerfish, always quick to spot a hot trend, began to adopt their own names. A tradition was born!
At each Annual General Meeting, our newest members are bestowed their own fish-name as selected by their fellow fish-mates. These names embody a new recruit’s persona or experience with the club.
Fish naming is simple:
Fish-mates offer suggestions and the club votes
Names are aquatic in nature
Names are unique (like you!)
Puns, humor and friendly sass are a requirement
Goalies receive an additional name (alongside their field name)
A
Aaron Q. - Gone Fishin’
Aayaz A. - Silver Pike
Adam - Darter
Adam C. - Bossy Bottom Fish
Adrian C. - Lisa Left-Eye Flounder
Adrian D. - Fish Ceviche
AJ G. - Margarita Fish
Albert K. - Mama
Alberto C. - Peso Fish
Aleksandar K. - Sketch Fish
Alex B. - Rainbow Trout
Alex W. - Red Snapper
Alexandre B. - Sharknado
Alisha P. - Full Time Fish
Amanda D. - Combfish
Amelia M. - Flyfish
Amir K. - Bulletfish
Amos V. - Starfish Enterprise
Andrea D. - Yet Another Heterosexual Italian Fish
Andrew D. - Sargeant Sea Horse
Andrew V. (Goalie) - Shutter Fish
Andrew W. - Sockeye
Andrey - Sling Fish
Andy A. - DILFish
Andy T. - Bullhead
Anne W. - Shark Warning
Annie C. - Ahhhhhhhhhhhi Tuna Fish
Anthony C. - Rock Lobster
Anthony L. - Digital Fish
Antoine V. - Waterfalls
Antoine P. - Ménage à trois Fish
Anton K. - Cod Blocker
Aoife M. - Red Irish Lord
Arkadiy Z. - Caviar
Armando B. - Magikarp
Arthur L. - Lilypad
Austin L. - Opera Fish
Aziz M. - Orcaward
B
Barry D. - Minnow
Ben I. - Leftover Fish
Ben O. - Fish-ion
Ben S. - Elfin
Bernhard F. - Pickerel
Beth B. - Cuttlefish
Blair S. - Blair Witch Fish
Brandon H. - Dripping Fish
Brandon R. - Swish Fish
Brandon S. - Skanknado
Brendan L. - DaisyFish
Brendan S. - Swordfish
Brent A. - I'm on a Boat Fish
Brent C. - Honey Badger Fish
Brent W. - Tallywag
Brenton F. - Leatherjacket
Brett E. - Oops… I did Britney Fish
Brian C. - CoHoe
Brooks B. - Thunder Guppy
C
Caitlin B. - Sweetlips
Cam G. - OnlyFins
Cameron B. - Nemo
Cameron W. - Beaverfish
Carl S. - Great White
Carol - Lobsterette
Carol H. - Barb-arella
Carolyn N. - Mahi
Cassandra - Minow-na Ryder
Cat M. - Regal Whiptail
Catfish Catherine K. - Glitterfish
Cedric G. - High AF Fish
Changu C. - Yoga Fish
Charles P. - Scrappyfish
Charles P. (Goalie) - Little Red Riding Fish
Chelsea S. - Astro Fish
Cheryl S. - Swanson Fish Dinner
Chris B. - Bubbles
Chris H. - Boylesque Fish
Chris L. - Laser Fish
Chris O. - Wolf Fish
Chris V. - Escargot
Christi B. - Angelfish
Christian B. - Fish Cock-tail
Christine S. - Smoking Hot Fish
Claire B. - Giggle Fish
Claire H. - Omega-3
Clare B. - Bumblebee Goby
Colleen R. - Mental Ray
Craig L. - Scat-ophagus
Curtis B. - Go-Go-Goldfish
Curtis N. - Longneck Eel
G
Gabriel R. - SpongeGabe Squarepants
Garth M. - Free Willy
Georges A. - Cala-Mary
Georgina D. - Sunfish
Gerardo B. - Tequila Fish
Gerardo B. (Goalie) - She-Megma
Gerardo G. - Fish Fry
German V. - Harness Fish
Gilles B. - Herring Choker
Gillian K. - Demoiselle
Graham C. - Leather Fish
Graham W. - Water Nymph
Greg B. - Pond's Cum
Greg L. - Splashy
Greg P. - Mussel
Greg S. - Musky
Gregory B. - Fish Brothel
Gregory K. - Kokopu
Gwen B. - Flamingoldfish
D
Daffyd D. - Headstander
Damien C. - Flat White Fish
Dan C. - Spotted Fish
Dan P. - Too Long Name Fish
Daniel B. - Dingo Fish
Daniel G. - Deep Fried Fish Balls
Daniel O. - Siren
Danielle O. - Left Fin
Danielle W. - Smiley Fish
Danny V. - Silverfish
Danny N. - Hotlips Triplefin
Dara K. - Guppy Puppy
Dave B. - Waxdick
Dave H. - Loxie
David J. - Fish Tail Bait
David K. - Batter Fish with a side of ‘stasche
David B. - Duchess Fish
David F. - 250 Special Edition Fish
David S. - School of Fish
David V. - Third Bass
Deborah L. - Turtle
Derek B. - Shipwreck
Derek W. - Reptilia Fish
Derrick A. - Hello Kitty Fish
Desmond B. - Angelfish Jr.
Diane K. - Houndfish
Dillon S. - Anteater Fish
Don A. - Butterfly Fish
Donna S. - DKNY Fish
Doug B. - Apollo Shark
Duc V. - Swallower
Dustin M. - Jelly Fish
Dylan G. - Ship in the Night
H
Harrison W. - Boogie Fish
Hassan H. - Downward Dogfish
Heather R. - Banded Barb
Hector S. - Seafoam
E
Eden F. - Forbidden Fruit Fish
Edison S. - I Will Always Love Fish
Edwin L. - Scissortail
Elie G. - Glory Hole Fish
Elli H. - TBD
Eliott D. - Live Stream
Elisabeth L. - Home Wrecker Fish
Elma K. - Dragonet
Emily R. - Geoduck
Emily T. - Ringer Fish
Emre O. - Turkish Delight Fish
Evan B. - Fishing Boots
I
Ian - Water Flea
Ian B. - Carol Fish
Ian S. - 3-day Relationship Fish
Ian Sp. - Speckled Trout
Ilan M. - Bruiser Fish
Imad Z. - Hairtail
F
Fadi S. - Squeaker
Frank J. - Fish Fingers
J
Jacky L. - Jackie O'Fish
Jacob C. - Boaty McBoat Fish
Jad M. - Jad-Pole
Jake M. - I'm a Cocky B***H Fish
James B. - Pacific Salmon
James M. - The Shooting Sea Man
James S. - The Skipper
James T. - Stoopid McFishy Face
Jamie S. - Am-Phoebe-An
Jan B. - Skywalker Fish
Jana H. - Cutthroat Fish
Jason G. - Gill-eena
Jason H. - No Show Fish
Jason W. - Too Wong Foo Fish
Jasun F. - Lazy Fish
Jeff A. - Aqua Rodeo
Jeffrey C. - Squid Ink
Jen J. - Damsel Fish
Jennifer L. - Tilapia
Jerod B. - Opera Fish
Jess B. - Hot Fish
Jim F. - Neptune
Joe A. - Rumble Fish
Joe D. - Captain Hook
Joe L. - Shamu
Joe Li. - Filmy Fish
Joe S. - Ariel
Joe T. - Hubby Fish
Joel I. - Gefilte Fish
Joey P. - Beach Bum
John G. - CavenFish
John M. - Cheek Chub
John Mac. - Manther Fish
Jon H. - B***H Pudding Fish
Jon S. - Groper
Jonathan J. - Beluga
Jonathan N. - Fluffer Fish
Jonathan N. (Goalie) - Goldie Prawn
Jonathan O. - Candiru
Jonathan V. - Wanda (Fish Called)
Jonny W. - Chipotle Fish Taco
Jordan T. - Ghost Fish
Joshua - Boy-of-War
Joshua G. - Blue-eye Trevalla
Joshua S. - Sharkfella
Justin L. - Fraulein Fish
Justin P. - Mile High Fish
K
Kaley K. - Needlefish
Karen H. - Guard Fish
Karin T. - Aquarius
Kate M. - Skate
Kate T. - Barracooter
Kelsey N. - Sweetfish
Ken D. - Ursula, The Sea Witch
Ken T. - Koi
Ken T. (Goalie) - Arya Shark
Kevin S. - The Clam
Kfir G. - Campy Fish
Kirsten S. - Octopussy
Kurtis M. - Tall-apia
Kyle V. - Otter
L
Laura S. - Roughy
Lawrence S. - Ethel Mermaid
Lee K. - Aqua Bear
Leo S. - Arepa Fish
Lily P. - Edugator
Lisa K. - Bring It Fish
Lisa S. - Tuna Commander
Louis-Philippe G. - Bouillabasic
Louise F. - The Sea Siren
Luc S. - Le Grand Requin
Luke L. - Panda Fish
Lyle B. - Beer Battered Fish
M
Mandy D. - Manda Ray
Mantina M. - Green Terror
Marc G. - Poisson Générique
Marc P. - Engineel
Marc P. (Goalie) - Hook, Line & Sink-her
Marcus K. - Anesthesiolofish
Maren W. - Oktoberfish
Mark B. - Shadow Fish
Mark V. - Bait
Mark Wi. - Anenome
Marshall S. - Schnapper
Mathieu Y. - Fish, Please
Matt A. - Baby Fish
Matt B. - Active Duty Fish
Matt C. (Goalie) - Tina Tuna
Matt H. - Nurse Shark
Matt M. - Crimson Tide
Matt W. - Chub Sucker
Matthew E. - Fishkushima
Maxime D. - Moby Dick
Mazen F. - Furry Fury Fish
Mel M. - Spicy Tuna Roll
Meredith S. - Cherry Salmon
Merle B. - Two Piece Fish
Michael C. - Salmon-ella
Michael F. (Goalie) - Sailor Neptuna
Michael M. - Run Lola Run Fish
Michael R. - Tsunami
Michael S. - Kiwi Fish
Michael Sp. - Crabz
Michael V. - Furball Fish
Michelle R. - Dory
Miguel P. - Venez-Whale-A
Mike T. - Crown Fish
Ming Y. - Invasive Species
Mischa K. - Hammerhead
Mo K. - Sea Lion
Mohamad O. - Momofuku Fish
Mohammed K. - Defishbrillate
Morgan G. - Guppy
Morgen S. - King Fish
N
Nancy B. - Martha Starfish
Nathan C. - Gold Fish
Nathan D. - Hot Water
Nate O. - TBD
Nicolas B. - Morning Wood Fish
Nicole L. - Northern Pike
Nicole S. - The Kraken
Nils L. - Geflükeøn Fish
Nils M. - Klaus der Fisch
O
Oles C. - Olegator
Oliver J. - Jelly Bean
Olivier S. - Sharkeesha No!
Owen M. - Squirtle
P
Pablo S. - Pablo Escolar
Paddy M. - All-Beef Paddy Fish
Patrick G. - Demarchelier Fish
Patrick L. - Spermy
Patrick M. - It's Britney, Fish!
Paul B. - Polly wob
Paul C. - Henny Fish
Paul S. - Greater White
Paul T. - PA Fish
Paul W. - Silver Fish
Peter O. - Loose Jaw Fish
Peter P. - Friendly Neighbourhood Spider Fish
Phillip O. - TBD
Q
Quentin V. - Caribbean Queen
R
Rachel T. - Twiss & Chips
Rael M. - Rainbow Shark
Rafik R. - Queen of DeNile
Raphael P. - Blackhorse
Ray M. - Stingray
Reinier T. - Flying Dutch Fish
Ric P. - Das Fisch
Richard G. - Splash
Rick A. - Grunt
Rick O. - Staphyllocockyl Fish
Ricky B. - Black Fish
Riley D. - Hermit Crab
Rob C. - Cum Fish
Rob D. - TBD
Roger T. - Resting B***h Fish
Romulo D. - Fishing Line
Ron T. - Arctic Char
Ronnie H. - Jet Fish
Rosalee B. - Rosie Fish Cheeks
Ryan B. - Sel Fish
Ryan C. - Princess Fish
Ryan F. - Haggis
Ryan M. - Horny Fish
Ryan V. - Flounder
Ryan S. - Narwhal
S
Samantha F. - Langosta
Samuel J. - Horsea
Scott M. - Queen Fish
Scott S. - Cuddle Fish
Sean F. - Featherback
Sean G. - Berlin Fish
Sean M. - Sea Man
Sean M. (Goalie) - Sea Mullet
Sean P. - Pocahotass Fish
Sebastian W. - AAAAAH Fish!
Shady N. - The "Real" Slim Shady Fish
Shane H. - Comeback Fish
Sharon L. - Barracuda Mama
Sheila M. - Moon Fish
Siddharth A. - Little Ms. Thing Fish
Sidney R. - Sid-Fishious
Simon F. - Booty Fish
Simon M. - Love, Simon Fish
Simona M. - Daddy's Little Gill
Simsun C. - Scampi
Spencer F. - The Real Fish-Wife of Toronto
Stace L. - Mummichog
Stanley C. - TBD
Steph J. - Big Lady Fish
Stephen V. - Turbot
Steven B. - La Tigrafish
Sub M. - Periwinkle
T
Tai H. - King Claw
Tatum W. - Fart Fish
Thomas K. - Sparklebutt Sunshine Fish
Tiana H. - Mona Fisha
Tim R. - Bottom Feeder
Tobie M. - Hell's Angel Fish
Toivo W. - Finn Whale
Trevor B. - Sashimi
Trevor M. - Walleye
Trevor R. - Mrs. Robinson Fish
Trish P. - Huma-Huma
Trish R. - TriggerTrish
Tyler B. - Blowfish
Tyler D. - La Merde Fish
Tyler P. - Tyger Shark
Tyler S. - Bent-over Fish
U
Umit A. - DeNile
V
Vani C. - Piscine
Victor C. - Filet-o-Fish
Vince D. - Sea Yeti
W
Warren C. - Blow Hole
Wesley Z. - Trolling for Fish
Will E. - Fish 'n Chips
Will G. - HRH Her Majesty the Queen Fish
William S. - Too Fancy to Fish
X
Y
Z
Zachary C. - Saved by the Bell Fish
Zak M. - Sugar Zaddy Fish